Pied Piper Children's Theatre 

A children's theatre located in Upper Manhattan. It has enjoyed a rich thirteen-year history of plays and musicals performed (and occasionally written) by different children, teenagers, and adults residing in the tri-state area. It is run by the man of "all generosity and kindness", the artistic and executive director, Reinaldo Martinez Cubero (going under the moniker "Rey-Rey"). The face of the theatre has undergone several cosmetic changes in its short history, going from a small scale lighting board and a practically barren stage to a highly developed lighting and sound system and a colorfully designed set. This institution is always striving for a notable status and succeeding at times by getting mentions in publications such as New York magazine and the NY1 News Channel. DVDs of past performances at the theatre are available for standard rates of twenty dollars and recorded with only the finest of organic potatoes. (In this writer's opinion, the VHS tapes they used to sell were a bit more substantial. Go figure.)

Pied Piper Children's Theatre: To explore, to create, to communicate. Since 1999

Pied Piper Children's Theatre by milky white January 5, 2012

Ford's Theatre 

A derivative of a Lincoln's Hat with the difference being the female having oral sex performed on her is currently on her period.

I thought I was giving my girlfriend a Lincoln's Hat but only found out after I started that she was on the rag. Turns out I gave her a Ford's Theatre!

Ford's Theatre by Noxid625 May 15, 2016

theater kid sex life

Some kinky ass shit. Somehow they all like to get down and dirty with each other. Notorious for extremely long, intimate relationships. Eventual get bored of sex so they resort to extreme methods to get their fix.

That theater kid sex life is nuts right? They bang on the daily and never seem to get bored until they do and when they do...

theater kid sex life by frostytip69 October 31, 2017

The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) 

A derivation of The Abe Lincoln where a man uses semenal fluid as crazy glue. Instead of the man trimming his pubic region and placing them onto the female's penis pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of pubes, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion's face--resembling the face of our late great assassinated 16th president on April 14, 1865 in Ford's Theatre.

Mary: You hear Jimmy pulled off "The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) yesterday?

Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha

Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further

Mark: Chode Lips!

The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) by Old Norse Õthinn December 24, 2008

Bitter Women's Theatre 

N: A place where one watches crappy rom-coms with the sole purpose of mockery.

V: The act of mocking a terrible rom-com with friends.

Motto: Just because one possessed a vagina, does not mean she is programed to like shitty movies.

We are holding Bitter Women's Theatre tonight. Should we watch 'Glitter' or 'Crossroads'?

Bitter Women's Theatre by ProphetMeshugana March 5, 2011

Theater of Scissors

A political expression describing a strategy in which two ostensibly fierce opponents actually act as allies or share the same underlying power project, creating a false polarization that deceives the electorate. The name evokes a pair of scissors: two blades that appear to oppose each other, cutting against one another, yet they are joined at the pivot and work together to achieve a common result. In the Theater of Scissors, the ruling parties perform dramatic conflicts—debates, scandals, policy disagreements—while collaborating behind the scenes to protect elite interests, limit real change, and channel popular discontent into safe, managed channels. The electorate is led to believe it has a meaningful choice, when in fact both options serve the same fundamental agenda. The term is often applied to the Republican and Democratic parties in the United States since the end of World War I, where alternating administrations have maintained the core structures of corporate power, military intervention, and financial capitalism despite their rhetorical clashes.

Example: “Every election season, the two parties scream about existential threats, yet after the votes are counted, Wall Street gets bailed out, wars continue, and healthcare remains a privilege. That’s the Theater of Scissors: the blades cut each other on TV, but the handle is held by the same hand.”

Theater of Scissors by Abzugal May 2, 2026

scissors theater 

When someone pretends they are opposed to another person, but they are not, and they actually just do it for something.
Based upon the Brazilian series "Teatro das Tesouras", that says that the politicians in the elections only pretend to be against each other, and they do not have an actual ideology, just hunger for power.

Guy: Why is he pretending to defend something? He just wants to have that thing!
Dude: Another actor in the scissors theater.

scissors theater by theomegapyrope July 10, 2020