McDonald's secret sauce

The sauce ejaculated from an employee at McDonald's. Commonly found in ketchup packets.

He spilled McDonald's secret sauce all over her face

by Famine and Fury November 11, 2015

daddy's secret sauce

A mixture of mayo, honey mustard, and fermented horse semen. Often used to on McDonald's burgers and high end lube.

Dude!! Jacking off last night was so great! I used Daddy's secret sauce to lube it up!!!

by PapaDroe January 18, 2017

Big Daddy's Secret Sauce

Semen produced by a hippopotamus

Dude 1:What's that all over you?
Dude 2:I was standing too close to the hippopotamus enclosure and got Big Daddy's Secret Sauce all over me!

by ItsYourBoyTrav September 15, 2016

taco with secret sauce

The act of shoving a taco (hard or soft, preferably soft for safety reasons) up ones (man or woman) booty hole and them shitting the taco back into the mouth of the taco shover

"dude, i was totally getting nasty with this chick and she made me eat her taco with secret sauce"

Girl/Guy: "May i take your order?"
girl/guy: "yes, id like your taco with secret sauce"

by whorehayhonis December 2, 2007

secret homie special sauce

cum

jack: hey man can I get some of your secret homie special sauce?
Frank: yeah dude anything for the homies

by ppfard July 27, 2021

secret sauce

safer version of straight up semen or cum

A: i think the secret sauce isn't safe for any food out there
B: yeah, the secret sauce isn't a sauce at all

by Nail0808 April 7, 2025

secret squoggit sauce

the better term for aloe vera for when your stark white bitch ass gets burned to a crisp and looks like red 40

damn my pretarded ass got burned like a squoggit, gonna need to shuck the plant for some secret squoggit sauce to relieve my bitch ois

by forble June 9, 2025