Picasso

The rarely heard of 5th ninja turtle, that the turtles try to hide to avoid embarrassment. This turtle is mentally handicapped and severely disfigured.

Steve- "Johnny what the fuck was that?"
Johnny- "That was just Picasso, the 5th ninja turtle, dont be frightened hes harmless."

by batsoup August 17, 2009

The Picasso

Building up air pressure in a girl during sex, cumming in her, then pressing down on her stomach to watch the queef splatter it all on the wall.

I performed The Picasso last night with my girl, it was a beautiful work of art!

by mfstan45 October 22, 2019

Picasso

After Anal Sex, Pull out and write your name (signature style) on her back

I left my picasso on her back, she refused to shower it off. I think I'm in love.

by spoon1990 March 8, 2011

Picasso

An primal abstract image that appears in the ass area of garments that appears to be drawn with a crayola. Used for divination in some sub-cultures.

Wow, I had a Picasso yessterday that looked like an ape with a bowler hat drinking a beer.

by Waky October 5, 2006

picasso

sexiest man alive in the 20th century

I wish I was a Picasso.

by acso man March 6, 2009

The Picasso

The art fucking a girl on her period and ejaculating, creating the permanent canvas on the bedsheet that can only be compared to the abstract art that is The Picasso.

“Yeah man, I was too horny so I just did The Picasso there and then”

“You absolute degenerate”

by Squidgy Testicles November 16, 2019

Picasso

Picasso; noun. A girl who is a mess. Think of Picasso's work, and you're there. She has all the parts but they may be mis-shapen, unsightly, or even in the wrong place. This is not just limited to girls with faces like bulldogs chewing wasps, but it will give you a good idea of the starting point.

See also Monet and Van Gogh

'That bird mings, what a Picasso'

or to an unsuspecting victim, 'Scuse me Picasso, can I get past'

e.g. Jade Goody, Janet Street Porter, Sonia from Eastenders

by Fresher December 28, 2005