the seat

A sexual position where a person is kneeling down and another person lifts them up from the back of their knees

Look at this guy, he's gagging for the seat

by Beamo November 13, 2006

“The no no seat”

A COVID banned seat in a restaurant with a circle and x is called “the no no seat” for social distancing.

Don’t sit in that chair at Taco Bell! That’s “the no no seat”

by @emberglo October 24, 2020

Seating

The proper way to say furniture for an apartment.

Seating is so expensive! It should cost as much as this synthetic feather...

by Ejones777 November 24, 2011

seated

When some nub piece of scrub trash is talking mad shit and then you own them hard, ushering them to the bench they'll be warming. Thus, seated.

1.silencer killed fagboi with a headshot from awp
fagboi: bs
silencer: seated, bitch

2. take a fucking seat nub

by silencer999 September 12, 2005

Seated

When you're tripping ballls, and you're playing video games all fay #seated

Dude, I'm so seated right noe

by DeathFromAbove0987 June 19, 2017

Uzi (Seat)

the seats in the rear of a vehicle nearest the windows, similar to the front passenger being "shotgun".
Refers to drive by spot

Cayden: "Shotgun!"
Zach and ERic "Damn. Uzi (seat) no battle bryan take hump

by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010

Heat seat

The uncomfortable situation when using a toilet and the seat is warm from the previous user.

Brendan: I was at work early this am and hardly anyone was in the office, though when I went to take a dump, I found the seat was warm.

Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.

Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.

by the comand'r October 15, 2016