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Tits to the mitts

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A phrase that puts greater emphasis on the word "tits" when it is used to mean "great" or "awesome". The reasoning being if tits are synonymous with something great, then tits in your hands (mitts being a euphemism for hands) would be greater still. A first cousin of the phrase "balls to the wall".
You have to come over and check out this new game. It's tits to the mitts.
by chillablack June 28, 2010
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Let the moths out

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Hint to a tight arse that it is their turn to buy a round at the bar. It refers to a seldomly opened wallet or purse.
Come on Scrooge are you going to let the moths out.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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The Moatside welcome

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It's been a good night at Jimmies, you have scored and after a phat pizza base trip you are both heading back to your place.

Unfortunately you live in moatside (curtasy of Graham 'the wet' towel).
After assuring your pull that you are not trying to mug them in the alleyway and wadeing through the trash of a tipped bin (so romantic) you head to get into your 'room' which is more like a fucking shoebox.

'mind the mould' you say in a sexy voice as you both climb over your pile of laundry as there is nowhere else to put it. You can see the disgust on their face.

Nevertheless you persist and get into it. It's a bit of a squeeze in your hobbit sized bed and thus spend more time falling out onto the sticky floor that hasn't been cleaned (thanks to the uni cutting costs for some new bloody college).

It all ends in an orgasmic climax. Not from you, not from your pull, but instead you room dumps it's load that been building up in the walls on you. Drenching everything in mouldy quagmire.

You pull quickly runs away.
Maybe you'll have more luck in Klute tomorrow. They are known to like it a bit more dirty
You can only have the Moatside welcome if you have been in it, or it has been in you
by A3457 April 1, 2020
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Why do the moths come out? Because George Clooney ate a banana horizontally. Mmm needs more. *laughs* mr capilli. I just got bit by a midgie *pommy accent* i just got back from a town in NSW
Me: Hey why do the moths come out??
Random person: well...
by THEREALMCMUFFIN November 13, 2022
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Mott the Hoople

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English rock band of the early 70s. Lineup: Ian Hunter, Mick Ralphs, Overend Watts, Dale 'Buffin' Griffin and Verden Allen. Mainly known for the song 'All the Young Dudes' written for them by none other than David Bowie, but also such classics as 'Roll away the stone', 'All the way from Memphis' and 'Honaloochie Boogie'. They are the only band that Queen ever supported. Named after the Willard Manus novel of the same name.
Dude 1: What is possibly the best ever name of a band?
Dude 2: It's gotta be Mott the Hoople!
by mottthehoople March 12, 2010
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