Look what the selfie dragged in! 

When you post a bomb af selfie and you start getting texts from all the ghosts of boyfriends past.

Rebecca: "OH MY GOD GURL YOUR MOST RECENT INSTA POST WAS A-MAZING!"

Brittney: "Thanks girl! Josh, Sam AND Kyle all slid into my dm's straight after I posted it..."

Rebecca: "Well well! Look what the selfie dragged in!"

Look what the selfie dragged in! by setfiremysoul September 4, 2018

The Stafford Look 

when a young male scholar attends Stafford University, his first goal is that of procreation. This task requires much undertaking, and mimicking the peacock, the Stafford male scholar attempts to copulate by employing the "Stafford look". This involves donning tight jeans, and comical t-shirts displaying ironic wording and symbols, and shite hair; whilst pleading (via facebook, text, and email) and attempting Jedi Mind Tricks (via facebook, text and email). Due to an inadequate ratio of females to males, the young male Stafford scholar faces an impossible task, and will must likely copulate with his own hand whilst thinking about his mother. The Stafford look is therefore, genrally worn, by wankers. Usually found in their environment (their room)due to being allergic and scared of everything.

I tell you it was awkward, he was creeping at me with the Stafford look, I knew I had to get out of there.

The Stafford Look by Neffinski December 25, 2013

The sudden look of horror. 

A look that occurs when a man/woman misread the situation like an idiot whilst attempting to flirt.
Coined by comedian, writer and columnist Charlie Brooker in his book (a compilation of his columns) 'The Hell of it all'.

"Haha! You make me laugh!"
"*leans in to kiss*"
"*The sudden look of horror.* I'm married!"

The sudden look of horror. by Annabel Biscocho October 21, 2011

Look At The Smell! 

1. A phrase you say to bring laughter.
2. An action of holding someone and making them smell your hand.
3. Pointing at someone and saying the phrase, "Look at the Smell!"

*Grabs the guy and sticks his hand to his nose* "LOOK AT THE SMELL!"
"Hey, Look at the Smell!"

Look At The Smell! by Kevin Rock June 15, 2020

Look at the state of her fanny 

Look 👀 at the state 🇨🇱 of her👧 Fanny 🐱 It smells 👃 like poo 💩 and it’s fucking 😡 saggy

“Look at the state of her Fanny”

Look at the state of her fanny by YOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEN June 26, 2021

what kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary? 

Derek is a faggot with no hair and wears jeans really short like :)

Hugs: Derek you look weird
Derek: fuck you Idc what I look like!!
Hugs: your very What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

what kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary? by fezz hugz May 14, 2015

the single look 

Looking like a hoe because you can

"Johnny just broke up with me what should I do?"
"Rock the single look tomorrow!"

-show your midriff
-wear your push up bra
- rock them booty shorts

the single look by rubberducky100 September 22, 2012