summon the goblin

When you’re having the banter with your mates and someone brings up that one guy you used to go to school with. Once he’s in the conversation there’s no shaking him. Eventually everyone else has to leave until only the goblin remains.

Euge: I just knew that Niall was about to Summon the Goblin last night.

Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.

by Primaries101 November 17, 2022

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Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

This phrase comes from a Possum Reviews video on review on the homemade mediocre film, The goblin. In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on the stove. It never comes up again. No reason or explanation. The phrase is a follow up to a rhetorical question.

Friend: Why did the teacher give us extra homework? We didn't even do anything bad.
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

by CakeLiar November 2, 2020

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Kiss the goblin

To speak articulately, fluently, amusingly, but ultimately nonsensically. To bullshit externsively.

Example: Too many beers and Davo will kiss the goblin and we can't shut him up.

by Dog Bolter April 1, 2023

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yeldarb the goblin

a mystical goblin, usually found dwelling deep inside Leroy avenue

tim - have you ever heard of yeldarb the goblin
mike - yeah dude, one time my car broke down on leroy and the damn yeldarb tried to eat my dog.
tim - dude.. that same stuff happened to me but i wasn't so fortunate.
mike - what happened?
tim - lets just say my little kitten didn't leave Leroy.
mike - oh. sorry bro :/

by doolica13 November 6, 2009

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