The dress that broke the internet

A dress someone posted online that for some odd reason have people seeing it as white and gold, and some people seeing it as blue and black. It's blue and black and the company that made the dress even confirmed it.

Sally showed the dress that broke the internet to her dad and he said that it was white and gold.

The dress that broke the internet by xboxsuckspsftw February 27, 2015

The Dress Syndrome

A form color blindness, typically causing the colors of white/gold to be slurred or confused with the colors blue/black.

I THOUGHT IT WAS GOLD AND WHITE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!? Wait... I have The Dress Syndrome. Hmm. Interesting.

The Dress Syndrome by Asultri March 8, 2015

the dress is dressing

Doing what it's supposed to do. Looking good

She is wearing that dress. The dress is dressing.

the dress is dressing by anonymous March 21, 2025

We'll have to smoke the dress

Phrase said in Mad Men when something such as marijuana or alcohol is spilled on any surface.

"It's all over the rug" "we'll have to smoke the dress" (Mad Men s4: e3)

We'll have to smoke the dress by Miicheladaa_ April 4, 2017

take off the dress

used to tell someone to act like a man; man up
(variant: "take off the skirt")

You're too tired to go out? Take off the dress, dude.

take off the dress by Faiella December 7, 2007

under the dress vagina press

A deadly riposte, whereby you lunge verily with yon weapon, under the hem of the enemies skirt (man-skirt if applicable) and prod your tool against their lower regions.

This often causes confusion, arousal, fright, projectile vomiting, or a counter-attack with the nut suck poking fuck

Man 1 - Why hello there! What fine weather we are having today!
Man 2 - WHAT YOU SAY! A REVENGE ON YOU! *man 2 uses under the dress vagina press on man 1*
Man 1 - OH NO I AM DEAD

under the dress vagina press by Kamikaze is scared of the bag August 10, 2004

Say Yes to the Dress

An addicting show where mother's, daughters, and family members argue over a wedding dress and will most likely make fun of each other. At least one family member cries at the end of each episode.

Jessica: Girl guess what! I stared watching Say Yes to the Dress!
Brittany: Your no longer my friend.
Jessica: :(

Say Yes to the Dress by ChickenWings01 November 12, 2020