The Dipstick Revival

Your mate is blackout drunk so you get coke on your finger and proceed to finger him in the ass to sober them up

Your mate in the corner needs the dipstick revival

by Dipstick revival king March 22, 2025

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skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

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skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

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The Bianchi Dipstick

The act of being in the 69 position and "checking the girl's oil" (insertion of finger into doodie hole). Then sniffing finger for purity. Checking anal viscosity.

The Bianchi Dipstick: That girl Jen looks pretty hot. I'm gonna give her a Bianchi Dipstick and check her 10w30.

by Pencil-Dick Jones April 28, 2011

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Put the puzzle together dipshit

A more dickish way to say "no shit"

Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit

by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010

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