dirk dingler

the littlest fucking dick you'll ever see in you're life

"damn i heard from johny's girlfriend that he has a dirk dingler"

by LingLing124 May 11, 2016

Dirt Dingler

A person who dosent wipe their anus.

I don't want to hang around Mark cause he's a dirt dingler and smells like ass.

by Thestinkypete December 26, 2009

Dingler Puddle

A puddle of semen left in the small of a girl's back, the head of the penis is then slapped into the puddle, spreading the ejaculate across the back.

"We were watching The Girl Next door when I went splashing in her Dingler Puddle!"

by Namor Aquaman June 30, 2008

Twat Dingler

A twat(vagina) has had so many cocks in it that it is so stretched out it dingles around.

WOW! That hoe had a Twat Dingler!

by Benjamin Pepino Lime October 12, 2008

Cherry Dinglers

Cherry Dinglers are dried up pieces of shit that hang from the hairs on your arse. They are a real pain to get rid of when showering.

Man i had so many cherry dinglers when she gave me a rim job she gaged on the bunch of cherry dinglers hanging out my ass.

by andy May 1, 2003

smin-dingler

Verb, Noun: Slang for an ecstasy tablet. Can also be abbreviated to smin.

Are we getting smin-dinglers tonight?
I'm getting sminned out of it tonight.
That guy is smin-dinglered out of it.

by mattmca01 November 26, 2007

Quandavius Pringles Dingler II The Great

The mighty and beloved Quandavius ruled over Black Adam land with his crown of the six Goofies of Pringle land, he (The ruler of Black Adam land) is the rightful king and should remain on his throne FOREVER!

Quandavius Pringles Dingler II The Great is the rightful owner of Black Adam land.

by The One To Trust January 8, 2023