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what the curly wig

Is a phrase like "what the hell" and "what the fuck" but is often used as a way to avoid saying phrases like those two. It can be considered a kiddish saying.
Just tell me, what the curly wig, you are talking about. What's your angle? What's your point you are tryna make?
by Master of beargreen August 4, 2023
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Smokin' the Curlies

The act of topping a bowl of marijuana with the curled tips of local ferns, so as to enhance flavor or smoothness. A natural remedy for those who tend to choke on their ganja.
Yo man I was just Smokin' the Curlies and my lungs feel great.

Did anyone grab some curlies to smoke on this bowl?
by Ponyboy325 May 26, 2010
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The Curly Theory

The idea that one person might possibly be a lesbian/gay.

The suspicion that one of your friend's isn't straight

Similar to 'The Bendy Theory' which is that one of your friends might be bisexual.
You know your friend is gay and have the suspicion. This is then called 'The Curly Theory'.
by janeyd567 February 28, 2011
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chris the curly wurly

IF I HAVE 5 CURLY WURLYS AND I SAY LOOK GYALS I HAVE % CURLY WURLLYS FOR 90p ALL 5 GIRLS WILL WANT MY CURLY WURLY
MOLLY I WORK AS A DELIVERY DRIVER YEAH OF GOODS SO I WORK FOR AMAZON
by anonymous May 10, 2024
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The Great Curling

The prophesied time when the Canadians will rise up and will cleanse the Earth of all other nations. It is generally assumed that the polite nature of the average Canadian is based on pity due to their knowledge that all non-Canadians are doomed.
It is a lesser known fact that all Canadians have a sharp blade located somewhere on their bodies which they sharpen regularly in preparation for the slaughter.
Alfie: I don't trust Matthew. Eventually he is going to kill us all
Arthur: What the hell are you talking about?
Alfie: He's Canadian.
Arthur: oh right, The Great Curling. Well at least he's nice about it. He'll probably kill us quickly and painlessly if we ask him to.
Alfie: Maybe I can still become a Canadian citizen...
by QueenKol April 23, 2011
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Curls for the Girls

Doing bicep curls... to impress the girls.
Everett: dude you have huge arms!!
Jonathan: Yep, that's what happens when you spend hours in the gym doing curls for the girls.
by ThatsWhatsup14 January 27, 2011
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