ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow

In his song, the reference is for a woman to let him ejaculate on a girls face while he masterbates. If she holds her head steady he'll milk himself.

ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow

ludacris hold the head steady I'm going to milk the cow by smartyguy1 November 8, 2014

soil the cow 

To become drunk and flavorful.

I just spent a hundred bones on booze, we're really gonna soil the cow today.

soil the cow by java monster February 22, 2008

Sara the cow 

Dumb or stupid

Your Sara the cow haha

Sara the cow by Ph1lcool January 21, 2021

sniff the cow

take a serious chill pill man

“Jerry is being a real hot head today. He should go sniff the cows.”

sniff the cow by bens crusty toes August 17, 2021

You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! 

Stemming from a mix up of the two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.

Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!

You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! by EdlowetArus April 24, 2020

Says the cow 

When a cow talks

I just did a backflip says the cow

Says the cow by Saysthedog May 3, 2018

When the moon shines, the cow pees 

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else

Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

When the moon shines, the cow pees by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024