The Butt Test

A test popularized by LiftBigEatBig.com, The butt test is a simple method for measuring the size of the Gluteus Maximus muscles on an individual. In layman's terms, its measures how big your butt is. First, have your test subject lie on the ground, face down, preferably with their hands above their head. Load a barbell with either iron 45's, or standard size bumper plates. If the barbell rolls over their glutes without touching, that athlete is in serious trouble and needs MOAR SQUATZ immediately. If the barbell touches the glutes, that athlete will earn an acceptable score (could still use some more squats though). If the athletes glutes completely stop the barbell from rolling forward, that athlete has earned a gold star and should probably celebrate by doing some squats.

"Did you pass the butt test?" "No man, I haven't been squatting like I should be."

"That girl passed the butt test, she must be doing her squats"

by LiftBigEatBig February 7, 2012

The butt shark

A fake shark with a big butt in the back which stole captain captains butt

Da the butt shark stole me butt arg

by Orman November 3, 2016

The butt treatment

When you are with a group of friends and one of them has been acting like an asshole , you and the rest of your friends hold the person and one of you rub your butt in thier face. That will teach them not to be asshole or butthole!

Hey he's being an asshole let's give him the butt treatment!💩

by El CABO MAGANA June 2, 2018

the butt game

a game that u play in class with too or more people where u say "butt" and each person has to yell it louder and louder.

bob:BUTT!(LOUD)

jon:BUTT!!!(louder)
bob:BUTT!!!!!!!!(LOUDER!)

(AND ON AND ON)

and thats the butt game!

by mrs.codysimpson March 14, 2011

the butt game

This is a game that involves replacing a word or syllable in a popular name, title, or phrase with the word butt.

The Butt Game would result in people saying things like: The Green Butt Packers, The Empire Strikes Butt, Sargent Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Butt by The Buttles, Kim Kardashibutt, Luke Buttwalker, There's Not Enough Butt In The World, What's Butt Got to do with It?, Etc...

by Esotic December 23, 2014

The butt joke

A term used after any joke referring to or having to do with a butt; gay sex; or anal.

Steve: "Look like you could use some captain in you"

Ryan: (Pause)

Steve: "And I'll be the captian"

Ryan: "OH! The butt joke! Haha"

by guitarguy07 November 4, 2008

The Butt-Ass Lamp

A ceramic lamp that has a short in the wiring, covered entirely in duct tape.

Joe: That Butt-Ass Lamp is so cool. Where did you get it?
Bob: In an alley 2 feet from your mother's ankles!

by SouthernAveBand June 24, 2005