Joined The Book Club

Converting to Christianity (or any religion) and becoming overly preachy and elitist about it.

"Dude, David's become such a lame-o ever since he joined the book club."

by PrincessJetta February 28, 2009

book club seppuku

When a member of a book club should be ashamed of their choice of selection, thereby subjecting the group to a woefully disdainful pick.

Laura: "God, what was Sara thinking when she picked 'The Devil Wears Prada?' She should be ashamed of herself."
Rob: "I know, right? If I were her, I'd be committing book club seppuku at our next meeting."
Laura: "Ha! Yeah, but I don't want blood on the carpet. Or on the apple cakes."

by NerdAboutTown January 13, 2010

The Badass Book Club

the Badass Book Club is a group of badass babes who like to read books and talk about them. Often abbreviated to BBC or BABC (should there be confusion with British Broadcast stuff). The BBC is located in Indianapolis, IN, with satellite members in Cincinnati, OH and Kansas City, KS. Members span a 10-year age range and were born between 1974 and 1984. Membership is limited to 12 babes, and new members are only admitted with unanimous approval. Membership meetings are held once annually, in August or September.

Founded: 2009

I can't meet you for drinks tonight because I've already got plans to be awesome with the BBC.

I'm sorry, but The Badass Book Club is not accepting new members.

by ellesquare September 21, 2011

Bad Kitty Book Club

A group of swanky and fun gal pals with razor sharp wits, a taste for frosty beverages, chocolate truffles, leopard-print anything and...oh, and they read.

Tess and I had a blast at the Bad Kitty Book Club eating truffles and comparing our latest designer duds.

by Tinkerbell Hilton June 8, 2009

Willa Colyns Book Club

A book club for smut. From Blood and Ash

"Have you read that book", "no, but i hear its in miss willa colyns book club so it has to be good

by gayplants28 December 21, 2021

Book Club

A group of lowly cougars who use books as an excuse to get HAMMERED. It all starts with a little "sip" of wine, next thing you know they're pissing on police cars and your son Burt is contemplating using his Luger on you. Often confused with an actual exchange of literary opinions, this is a full blown cougar frat party; a proverbial last hoorah before menopause hits. It's a way to keep pussies wet and livers even wetter. FUCK OUR KIDS LETS GET HAMMERED!!!

P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!

"Girls!!! I can feel my cervix shriveling up, its time for a 'book club meeting'. Lets fucking shit on the floor and turn our kids into sluts and losers (pipe fitter)."

"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.

"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."

by Noah Cuthbertson April 10, 2025