The Bitch Seat 

When making reference to the Middle seat in the rear of a car, the bit with the hump that you have to perch on.

Rules for calling shotgun #8 Once shotgun has been called for the front seat then back left and back right can be called. This effectively leaves the slowest person to travel in the bitch seat.

The Bitch Seat by CPT_Pugwash May 12, 2014

The Bitch System 

A system that exists in most penitentiaries. Bitches are weaker prisoners that belong to tougher prisoners. Bitches must do whatever their master tells them to, including sexual acts. In return, the Bitch's master protects them from other prisoners.

Guy1: Yo man, I didn't think you were gonna leave prison alive.
Guy2: I woulda died if it wasn't for The Bitch System.

The Bitch System by 5n10 March 12, 2009

the bitch slap of justice 

A bitch slap used by police officers on criminals, that makes them re-evaluate their life and hopefully make better decisions.

Criminal: OFFISA Y RU ARRESTIN ME I DINDUNUFFINS! *proceeds to spit in officer's face*

Police officer: *proceeds to do the bitch slap of justice*
Criminal: Oh my god, What have I been doing with my life!, I am so sorry!

the bitch slap of justice by xx_Pussy_slayer_xx May 22, 2018

The BITCH side

Being on the side that you know will get you outta something even if it goes against your homies.

2. Lying about something just to seem cool.

Yo Kyle joined the bitch side by telling jenny he got home at nine.

The BITCH side by JuggaloFamilyMemba April 10, 2010

The Bitch Switch 

The Bitch Switch is a very complex scenario, in which a guy is with a girl, smashes, and has that girl leave, moments before the next girl shows up without either of them knowing anything. Both of which are complete opposites of each other i.e. night and day.

John: How'd your night go?
Randy: The Bitch Switch worked perfectly as usual

The Bitch Switch by Mr. Bob and Vegene May 11, 2021

The PMS bitch switch 

Its a very comon occurance. When a a woman is dating a man, and its almost "the time of the month" usually at this time she is experiancing pms. She may be have the cramps, but the over all bitchy attitude is coming from the man.

Woman: How was you day honey?
Man: Fine, Im Suprised you care.
Woman: Well i got really bad cramps so im going to lay down
Man: you would do that fatty
Woman: Hmm i got the cramps and you got the bitch

Roommate: THE PMS BITCH SWITCH

The PMS bitch switch by the mix up September 3, 2011

bitch shut the heck up day 

Bitch shut the heck up day is a holiday on January 21st in which users change their profile picture to an image or braixen saying "bitch shut the heck up"

It's bitch shut the heck up day pls repost to spread awareness

bitch shut the heck up day by ghhhhghhgh January 21, 2018