Pumping up the woman

Having sex with a woman. Enthusiastically pumping away at her vagina. You know when shes full, she starts squeaking out fanny farts.

Can also use pumping up the, girlfriend/wife/etc.

Guy#1: What did you get up to last night?
Guy#2: Oh, just spent the night pumping up the woman!

by Badmojo January 18, 2009

The Woman in black

A horror film staring the extreamly smexy, Daniel Radcliffe as a widowed lawyer with a chubby son. Dan is sent to a Marsh house to settle a womans will, where he finds strang things happening throughout the house.

pretty much your basic ghost story, with creepy twists and an epic ending.

girl 1: did you see the Woman In Black?
girl 2: yush! my mom got so scared that she yelled out a string of cuss words during the movie
girls 1: you watched a scary movie with your mom?

by narutardurmom June 13, 2012

The Woman

A Noun.
A hot bitch that goes to my school.
The bitch who usually carries large breasts and a very large ass.

Did you see the Woman today? Her crackhead friend isn't looking that bad either.

by Pius June 3, 2004

The woman in the red dress

From the matrix but a metaphor that can be applied to life. When you take the red pill (not be confused with the manosphere pill) and you wake up to the beast system. You give up lower frequency carnal vices in return for higher quality virtues, the woman in the red dress will try to lure you back into the ignorance. She will tell you what you want to hear, she is a jezebel waiting to devour you.

The woman in the red dress is a red herring, destroying your perception of truth and misleading your track.

by Metaphyziks May 23, 2022

10 Wonders Of The Woman

When a man has 89 ounces of viagra and then inserts his penis into each and every one of the woman’s holes. He proceeds to ejaculate one load into each eye, nostril, ear, and so on.

Thomas couldn’t wait to perform The 10 Wonders Of The Woman on his 98 year old fling.

by Mrbuttholesmeller January 6, 2023

The Woman

A female who puts fear in the hearts of all around by the ability to use excessive power and bitching. Commonly known as a Mom.

When The Woman wouldn't stop nagging little Stewart about his chores and threaten to take away his phone, little Steward felt a tinge of fear and unpleasantness overcome him.

by Zanahoria Mantequilla March 30, 2009

the womanizer effect

a pavlovian response to the post-chorus of britney spears' "womanizer" as a result of several "fancams" with said portion of song playing over visuals of a celebrity, generally posted on popular social media platform Twitter. sufferers report finding the subjects of said "fancams" more attractive with the audio, as well as arousal at the mere audio with no further visual.

i think i suffer from the womanizer effect. every time i hear that part of the song, i involuntarily drool.

by NyckelsFan27 September 24, 2020