Why the face

Ty Burrell's character Phil Dunphy thinks that wtf means this

"I'm a hip dad. I text. Lol: laugh out loud, omg: oh my god, wtf: why the face?"

by Andrea The Awesome April 22, 2014

Why The fuck my Peepee hard

A great way to start a conversation with your dad

"Hey dad, why the fuck my Peepee Hard?"
"You're my daughter"
"I have questions my body's changing"
"This is normal"

by Mr Yelah September 16, 2017

Yo why the fuck my peepee hard

Used to question why you get aroused to some sick fucking shit. A question to be asked when your homie is going through puberty a bit late.

A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard?
B: Nigga your body is changing
or
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard after seeing these banging anime tiddies?

by KangarooJecht October 14, 2018

why the long face?

a question asked to know why someone is upset

It's Christmas, Jane. Why the long face? (Why are you so unhappy on Christmas?)

by greatlexicographer September 14, 2013

why the fuck you lying

a kind of phrase people sing when someone else is lying or making up things he or she didn't do.

A: Bro did you fuck that bitch last night? *finds out from girl that he didn't smash*
B: Bruh you know I did. I'm the man!
A: Why the fuck you lying? why you always lying? Hmm oh my God, stop fucking lying!

by sanzil November 7, 2015

why the fuck

Saying why in an angry way.

Why the fuck did you do that?

by Amirb November 17, 2013

Why the fuck not

Elon Musk

Elon Musk shot a car into space for a commercial because why the fuck not.

by Yankx February 9, 2018