Ted Cruz

The Zodiac Killer.

"Ted Cruz, the dude who is the Zodiac Killer"

by BERNFEELTHE August 22, 2016

Ted Cruz

Code to let people know it's time to leave a room or party.

It's time to Ted Cruz guys, it's getting late and I have work in the morning.

by The Real Agent Smith July 21, 2016

Ted Cruz

The zodiac killer

"Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer"

by Iloveyoutravisihopeyoufindthis June 18, 2016

Ted Cruz

A self-loathing senator that wasn't even born in America, who killed 37 people in Northern California
Has fat nips
Looks like a dog that was just scolded

Dreams to escape the nightmare which is his life

Is that the zodiac killer?
Yeah, well its Ted Cruz but same thing.

by Ted Cruz Lover 69 November 1, 2017

Ted Cruz

A Benedict Arnold; A seditious traitor; A short sighted, self-interested coward.

Texas man pulls a Ted Cruz after he set fire in a theater and then yelled fire in the theater.

by Benny Arnold January 10, 2021

Ted Cruz

A poop that is way too slimy, and takes unreasonable amounts of toilet paper to wipe away, while never feeling completely cleaned.

"Why have you been in the bathroom for 6 hours"
"Oh, man I just took a huge Ted Cruz. I've been sitting there trying to wipe it away."

by racmETrIUsErANCrAltiC August 6, 2016

Ted Cruz

The Zodiac Killer.

Ted Cruz is totally the Zodiac Killer.

by Rogers18 June 30, 2016