Sizzler

A US restaurant chain known for its steaks and seafood.

"- So yeah, we shower it up, and then wherever the town is, we go find a Sizzler or whatever-- Me, Lana, you and tv's Michael Gray, double-date-- And the flrrp-- get shitty on rib eyes and scotch."
"- Mmmkay."
Archer, season 6, ep.13

by Psychotechnic April 12, 2015

sizzler

a bowel movement dropped on very hot asphalt or concrete usually in the summer.

The dog dropped a sizzler outside by the air conditioner.

by cholo carwash February 23, 2011

sizzler

a day during which the weather is excessively hot

It's going to be another 90 degree sizzler today.

by Light Joker June 5, 2007

Sizzlered

When you go to Sizzler really drunk.

Donna threw up in the buffet, she was totally sizzlered.

by Missy Maplemoth November 16, 2010

Sizzler

Person who is extremely hot (in a sexual way) so they're sizzling

Wow Suzie is really sizzling today or suzie is such a sizzler

by Jumpman4209057 March 19, 2017

Sizzler

Also known as a 'Hot Sizzler' or 'Steamy Sizzler', A Sizzler is a extremely hot and spicy cumshot, sometimes to the point of boiling. This form of ejaculation is rare, and dangerous, and can result in burn flesh and painful intercourse. Sizzlers, or 'Hot Sizzlers' happen when a man gets the scoots and becomes too aroused by his partner, his cock and balls go into overdrive and heat up, or boil the semen within. Sizzlers can also shoot up to 12 yards, and have a avg. speed of 45/Mph.

Man, I shot a hot sizzler allover that girl's bossum

Can i get a BigMac with extra Sizzler Sauce please?

Hey, Kyle, Are your moms tits burnt from my sizzler last night?

by Balls McHoolihan November 20, 2013

sizzler

A Big Lie. A real whopper. Something of real audacity, deep hypocrisy or serious ambition. It sizzles and it's hot, like a giant sausage spitting fat at a barbecue.

Bush's claim that Saddam Hussein was good buddies with Osama Bin Laden has to be one of the big sizzlers of the twenty-first century.

Another sizzler might have been, "This is my last territorial demand in Europe".

After twenty years of filling his skull with paranoid bullshit, Jimmy's mother's claim that the poor boy was autistic was a real sizzler.

by Fearman February 22, 2008