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The shaft

Another name for a man's dong
The shaft is my best tool to use on a girl
by MCRedstoner_115 February 20, 2015
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the shaft grande

1. A rejection incurred through an act of malice
2. An unfortunate event or occurrence
3. Treatment in a harsh or unfair manner
I can't believe that they didn't pick me; I got the shaft grande.
by NCStateDude18 March 14, 2004
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When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.
(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.
by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019
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Actor Sylvester Stalone's instructions to a young female production assistant.

Common phrase used casually (by crew mostly) in the Vancouver film community. Derived from the true story of once during the filming of a Sylvester Stalone movie in Vancouver, Stalone went to his trailer for a break during production. He invited a young inexperienced female production assistant, and subsequently forgot to turn off his hidden microphone. (hidden microphones are attached to an actors body and use a battery pack to transmit recorded audio. They are used to record actor dialogue in scenes where boom mics are inappropriate ie, high motion scenes)

Realizing Stalone forgot to turn his microphone off, a sound engineer for the movie broadcasted the live feed from the mic over a set of speakers outside the trailer for the entire production crew to hear. As the legend goes, the first audible words to come from the speakers were "oh yea, stroke the shaft cup the balls". True story.
"Stroke the shaft, cup the balls" - Sylvester Stalone
by Kris Perry April 2, 2007
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work the shaft

When the woman stroke a man's penis until the man reaches climax and ejaculates.
wife: If you take out the trash I will work the shaft later on tonight darling.
man: Hell's yeah woman!!!
by DarkFreak1969 November 28, 2014
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just the shaft

the opposite of just the tip. this is what you say when your girlfriend/wife/one-night stand thinks that "just the tip" is unclassy, rude, or chauvinist. If she declines your offer of "just the tip" with a disapproving scowl, you then proceed to ask her, "how about just the shaft?" In order to carry out just the shaft, you must pull a u-turn.
I told dat bitch I would do just the tip - and she said "hell no, you pig!" So, I said alright baby, how about I pull a u-turn and we do just the shaft?
by Speczial K February 9, 2012
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