fecal matter boyant enough to sneak up on you when you take a poo in water. Also good for throwing at persons.
That sea monster came out of no where!
by Rollom July 16, 2005
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boy (or claims to be boy) with large features i.e. pussy lips, bubbly nose, but squinty asian eyes
can often be spotted in red bank wearing tight pants and bearing side bangs and a bandanna around his eye

if spotted should not be approached: known to express major bitchiness and mood swings also known to seduce girls and fuck them over really badly

defensises of the sea monster: normally fitting pants, scissors and midol!
OMG GUYS we need there's that damned sea monster again, let's get out of river side and hope he didnt see us with his squinty 1/2 asian 1/2 mexican eyes!
by from expirience<3 November 7, 2007
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Used when describing the act of urinating, usually by pirates or uneducated people who think they're pirates. Originally used in the movie "Dodgeball."
by Jason Michaels July 6, 2011
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A disturbing creature that sneaks up on someone, calls there name and simply stares. (an attack from one can cause paralysis)
Dude one time i was attack by a One Eyed Sea Monster and couldn't move for ten minutes!!!
by NinjaGangsta September 1, 2010
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The second book in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, written by Rick Riordan
Random Percy Jackson Fangirl: Sea of monsters by Rick Riordan is the best book I've ever read!
by PercyJacksonFan1912 September 7, 2014
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Sexual intercourse with a guy and a girl, while they are in a big body of water, the guy sticks a live fish in the girls ass while he eats it out and spits it into her mouth then makes her suck his dick while the fish is in her mouth,
“Hey babe” want to go do a sea monster tonight?
by TheRealPokerPig August 4, 2020
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