corn schooner

A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.

The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.

by Aftab Noorani II December 9, 2008

bamboo schooner

Australian slang for a bong.

1. Holy shit, look at Tim... He's turning Green! I think he might have had one to many bamboo schooners.

by liamoylan January 13, 2009

Ghetto-Schooner

any car that is riding on wheels so big that it looks like it has wagon wheels and has greater than normal ride hight.

That camaro with the 32"s is a Ghetto-Schooner

by Calvin McClusky August 24, 2008

tuna schooner

A sexual position similar to missionary. Instead of penetration, the male places his johnson in the vagina lips like a hot dog in a bun and rubs back and forth.

Mary wants to stay a virgin, so she asked her boyfriend Harry to give her a tuna schooner.

by Victory92 June 3, 2017

schooner bully

An aggressive, oppressive consumer of the schooner.

Watson: Shit I think I just saw the schooner bully walk in
Chown: Fuck not again, he drank me under the table last night
Mitch: I saw him holding Messo by the nose and tipping a schooner into his gullet at one point

by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019

reverse schooner

Sitting on the toilet backwards and leaving skid marks down the front side of the bowl.

Eddie used the toilet last night and dropped some kids off at the pool and left us a reverse schooner to clean up. He's a funny guy.

by 2rotorbro July 24, 2011

Schooner’s Warf

The act of getting a rim job under water while simultaneously getting a reach around.

Oh man that chick I met down in Key West was so kinky! She took me into the hot tub of her hotel and gave me a Schooner’s Warf!!

by conje March 5, 2018