Sandals

A very much preferred offensive weapon by asian and hispanic middle aged mothers.

Sandals are an ancient craft of weapon, wielded by mothers

by EDP4040450 February 1, 2022

Sandal

A lethal weapon moms use to discipline their children or to just have fun wearing. Sandals are very comfortable but when on hand, can be as sharp as a cucumber's edge.

"My mom just threw a sandal at me" "oof"

by Spanish Mom June 9, 2018

sandals

not to be worn with socks unless u are a none/ginger

i saw a guy in sandals "wink,wink"

by halperboiii October 3, 2018

sandals

Stupid, ugly ass shoes that people should STOP WEARING. Seriously, NO ONE wants to see your nasty feet! And if you are a guy that wears them you are, simply put, a fag.

Sandals are for dumbasses who think people want to see their stained, corn-ridden, yellow-toenailed feet.

by IluvB123 April 24, 2005

sandals

Code word for acid. Used in the phrase "wearing sandals", meaning "tripping acid".

Dude, you should have been there last night. I was wearing sandals.

by Jenn May 6, 2005

roman sandal

When one takes his shoelaces and wraps them around his balls and works his way up criss crossing his shaft in a Roman Sandal fashion ending with a bow knot. Thus giving you the Roman Sandal.

Last night I was wicked bored and gave myself a Roman Sandal.

by Dukes69 December 8, 2021

Sandal Shuffle

The awkward walk that is usually adopted by people wearing open-backed sandals.

Jason burst out of the woods, machete in hand and face still covered with a hockey mask, sending all of the teenage camp councilors running except for Gayla, who was caught within seconds because she could only sandal shuffle.

by Kate Charlton October 8, 2008