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The Ramen Musket

When you use your dick to pack ramen noodles deep into a girls pussy then she forces them back out into your mouth
Bro, me and my girl did the ramen musket last night
The noodles tasted amazing after being inside her
by Johnny-k17 June 3, 2019
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Hold the ramen

"Hold the ramen" is a sexual move where the male boils up 2 packs of top ramen, cools it down a little bit and pours it over his girl's ass and proceeds to eat it out.

It's important that the ramen cools down a little before pouring it over your girl because else the amazing taste of the boiling hot ramen will ruin the taste of your girl's ass.
Bruh yesterday me and my girl held the ramen hold the ramen
by Ramenslut September 25, 2017
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eat the ramen

It is what to say when someone you know is being annoying and loud as you watch something from your fandom.
PATRICIA I DONT CARE, EAT THE RAMEN, LET ME ENJOY THIS-
by Bluest of Juice October 4, 2018
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stir the ramen

It’s like stirring the porridge except they have tapeworms. 🤤
You pour boiling water down someone who has tapeworm’s anal cavity and watch as their tapeworms slowly cook after 2 minutes to a nice ramen consistency.
If you’re lucky you’ll get some intestine in there too for added flavor.
“Hey babe, can I try stirring the porridge?”
“Well, you can if you want, it’s just it’ll be more like you stir the ramen because I have tapeworms.”
by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 21, 2024
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The Fueled By Ramen Effect

The “Fueled By Ramen” Effect refers to the idea that whenever a band gets signed to the record label Fueled By Ramen, their sound becomes a lot more pop-oriented and generic. The idea seemed to cement itself in reality shortly after Fueled By Ramen joined the umbrella label Elektra in 2018.
Person 1: “Yo, are you excited for the new Waterparks album?”
Person 2: “Nah, the Fueled By Ramen Effect got to them. The new stuff just doesn’t hit as hard.”
by defnotapseudonym October 12, 2023
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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 29, 2021
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