picasso

During oral sex given by a woman to a man.
At the moment of climax, the man pulls his penis from his partners mouth and, using his penis like a paintbrush, expresses himself all over the woman's face.

I got an idea when Mary was sucking my dick so I gave her a picasso. Turned out nice.

by kduell March 4, 2003

Picasso

When a person, male or female appears to be attractive from far away but up close its all fucked up.

"WOW! That guy is a Picasso."

"I can't tell, I think she's a Picasso."

"THAT'S A REAL PICASSO!"

by Monick September 27, 2006

Picasso

The rarely heard of 5th ninja turtle, that the turtles try to hide to avoid embarrassment. This turtle is mentally handicapped and severely disfigured.

Steve- "Johnny what the fuck was that?"
Johnny- "That was just Picasso, the 5th ninja turtle, dont be frightened hes harmless."

by batsoup August 17, 2009

Picasso

After Anal Sex, Pull out and write your name (signature style) on her back

I left my picasso on her back, she refused to shower it off. I think I'm in love.

by spoon1990 March 8, 2011

Picasso

An primal abstract image that appears in the ass area of garments that appears to be drawn with a crayola. Used for divination in some sub-cultures.

Wow, I had a Picasso yessterday that looked like an ape with a bowler hat drinking a beer.

by Waky October 5, 2006

picasso

sexiest man alive in the 20th century

I wish I was a Picasso.

by acso man March 6, 2009

Picasso

Picasso; noun. A girl who is a mess. Think of Picasso's work, and you're there. She has all the parts but they may be mis-shapen, unsightly, or even in the wrong place. This is not just limited to girls with faces like bulldogs chewing wasps, but it will give you a good idea of the starting point.

See also Monet and Van Gogh

'That bird mings, what a Picasso'

or to an unsuspecting victim, 'Scuse me Picasso, can I get past'

e.g. Jade Goody, Janet Street Porter, Sonia from Eastenders

by Fresher December 28, 2005