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Peter Parker

whos that
by CheeseOkBettLmao February 7, 2022
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Peter Parker

A person who loves Mary Jane a.k.a Marijuana
"Hey you know Jeremy?"
"Yeah dude he's like the biggest Peter Parker in our grade."
"REALLY? I didn't know he smoked weed."
by Kashmando January 2, 2012
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peter parker

he's a guy working for the tabloid Daily Bugle...but, he's really...SPIDERMAN!
Peter Parker, it's been a while since I've seen you.
by World Domination February 9, 2005
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Peter Parker

The alter-ego to the Spider-Man sex act. This version must be performed while in the workplace. It involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. For style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at 'The Daily Bugle' like "This just in!"
Jen punked me out in that inter-office memo

What did you do about it?

I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.

I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!
by KarlHungus311 March 11, 2010
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Peter parker

The cutest cinnamon roll you will ever meet. He loves things like science and is super sweet; he will never say a bad thing about his friends. He is also spider-man and works with tony stark.
Person1:hey have you met that kid,peter parker?
Person2: no. What's he like?
Person1: he is super nice he helped me with my science homework
by Winter.1917soldier May 3, 2019
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Peter parker

by Bucky barns July 3, 2018
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Peter Parker

*Flash Thompson to Peter Parker*
Wassup dickwad
by ThanosRectum July 13, 2019
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