Douchebags in the mist

Observing the pairing rituals of a group of douchebags in their natural surroundings like Frat Parties or other related testosterone-charged habitats.

Looks like douchebags in the mist over there. Please call campus police, date rape is inevitable.

by condoman September 29, 2008

The mistake

The mistake is a man who marries a Karen and we all know that was a mistake it is usually referring to your father if your mom is a Karen

"Ugh the mistake is being a rat atm"

"Plz dont date that Karen you'll become a mistake"

by Bruuuuuuhhh October 4, 2019

The Maid Of The Mist

(V) right before the point of male ejaculation, the male positions himself behind a normal household fan, and erupts into the back of the speeding fan, whilst the female graciously awaits the delicious mist of nut nectar all over her face

After I fucked Sarah, i blew my load all over her like The Maid Of The Mist

by Rob Brady September 8, 2006

Gorillas in the mist

The process of smoking a blunt in the bathroom when the shower is running hot water, the door is toweled, the windows are closed, and the lighting is optional.

Person 1: Gorillas in the mist nigga?
Person 2: Fuck that shit bro, our water bill is already too high!
Person 3: Dude, fuck it, too hot for me...
Person 4: Set that shit up!
Person 1: The shower is already running!
Person 2: Let's just smoke it out here!
Person 1,then all: PUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSYY!

by Sigourney Weaver August 14, 2009

gorilla in the mist

Taking a shit in someone shower and turning the shower on hot to add a misty effect.

I wanted to do something fucked up to Colin the other night. I almost upperdecked him, but instead decided to leave him a gorilla in the mist.

by Mcgirt June 22, 2008

whiff the mist

Is to catch the scent of a womens snatch who`s intent is to arouse the prey she is stalking.

Calf`s circled our lunch table twice purposely to gain our attraction with her moist sex juices and we were able to whiff the mist.

by kevinandkenny June 12, 2011

Dick In The Mist

A man who sits in the corner and watches others have sex. While the mist is not literal, some men bring fog machines with them to be true to their names. It is typical for a dick in the mist to masturbate and ultimately ekaculate while watching sex, but is not necessary.

I was just trying to be a dick in the mist last night at the gangbang, when out of nowhere they asked me to be a pluffer. Last time I'll be hanging out with them!

by IAmTheWhale July 3, 2014