the lumberjack breakfast 

When a man is receiving oral sex from a "large" woman whilst pouring maple syrup all over her head and body.

News reporter: Earlier this evening, it was reported that a man's penis was bitten off by his partner while he was giving her "The lumberjack breakfast". all the female partner had to say was, "I thought i was at Denny's."

the lumberjack breakfast by Fatty McFatfat fatass August 7, 2007

The Lumberjack Strangler 

"The Lumberjack Strangler" the act where seated you masterbates your trapped cock between the toilet and the toilet seat, while dropping off fresh logs. At the hight of climax you shout timber and dust off the logs with a white snowy frosting of cum.

"The Lumberjack Strangler" perfect for any home or public toilet adventure.

The Lumberjack Strangler by Maverick 007 February 8, 2025

Louie the Lumberjack 

A lumberjack in flagstaff. Popular with the youth.

Person1:"Woah who is that?"
Person2: "That is louie the lumberjack :)"

Louie the Lumberjack by Axemanlover November 8, 2022

Double around-the-back Lumberjack 

The act of inserting two fingers into the anus of someone from behind and then once fingers are fully covered with feces, rubbing it on their face in the appearence of a scruffy lumberjack's beard.

Did you hear kyle received a Double around-the-back Lumberjack last night?

Double around-the-back Lumberjack by Paul and Nina with inspiration from Kyle November 21, 2006

The Australian Lumberjack

The Australian Lumberjack is a sex move which can only be performed on the 17th of December in the town of Tittybong Victoria, where the male occupant hangs upside down from a rope in a tree in a ski mask whilst receiving a blowjob from a female dressed as Julia Gillard who then cuts the rope the male is hanging from after he ejaculates in her mouth

Guy 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on the weekend

Guy 2: Oh nothing much, me girlfriend and I went up to Tittybong to do The Australian Lumberjack

Guy 1: What the Fuck are you talking about

The Australian Lumberjack by Sink cum November 1, 2020

The Sticky Lumberjack 

Cut a pine in half length-wise, and then cut in down more on the sides so that it is more javelin shaped.(at this point there should be sap dripping from the inside of the pine.) then have two of your friends hoist your road beef by the legs so that she is doing a upside down split. Then from any distance that you are comfortable with, huck your homemade javelin in to your unsuspecting girl's uterus. Then precede to use it as a dildo.

"hey Jim me and a couple of guys are going to give some girl The Sticky Lumberjack wanna come?"

The Sticky Lumberjack by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010

The Berenstain Lumberjack 

Your sitting down, your poop is hanging half out and you have to rush out unexpected to chop your log in half and start off on your adventure.

My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story

The Berenstain Lumberjack by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023