milking the goldfish

when you need to one up something that is not one-uppable

milking the goldfish "man, only thing i can do is after that is milk the goldfish" "I couldnt do anything after that display. I just sat there milking the goldfish"

by Awrekt February 11, 2018

petting the goldfish

female masterbation is petting the goldfish

My boyfriend loves to watch me while I am petting the goldfish.
Men choke their chickens and chicks pet their goldfish.

by iamtuwild November 22, 2005

The Goldfish Trick

the goldfish trick is where you take a live goldfish, put it in a glass of water, drink it and then vomit it up alive.

James: Come on man, you can do it!
Tom: BLARGH, BLAAAAH, HEEEAARRRGH! WOOOO!
James: HOLY CRAP YOU DID THE GOLDFISH TRICK!!!
Tom: I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING GOD!!!!!!

by HunkyChunkyFunkyMonkey April 2, 2011

Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.

BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.

by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020

King of the Goldfish

A man who lives on the delicious snack crackers shaped like goldfish.

Logan is the King of the Goldfish based on the giant silver bag by his desk.

by Lordoftime25 September 28, 2022

King of the Goldfish

A man who lives off of tiny crackers in the shape of a goldfish.

Logan is the King of the Goldfish as you can tell by the empty silver bag & crumbs on his desk.

by Lordoftime25 September 28, 2022

goldfish the game

goldfish- the card game when you play with a partner and ask them for a specific type of card so you can make a pair and win the game by haing no cards left. When your partner doesnt have the card your looking for then they say goldfish and have to pick from the deck!

heres an example of goldfish the game;
Bill: 7 of spades?
Richard: GOLDFISH!
Bill: ugh richard! your definetly going to win this. you know wht? I FORFIT!!!!!!!!

by Pinkfish224224 April 20, 2014