Step 1: Find your unsuspecting victim in a distracted state.
Step 2: Pull your dick and balls back between your legs.
Step 3: Clinch your legs together to secure your junk.
Step 4: Lean over at the waist.
Step 5: Call your victim.
Step 6: Jump up and down with your arms flapping yelling "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
Step 2: Pull your dick and balls back between your legs.
Step 3: Clinch your legs together to secure your junk.
Step 4: Lean over at the waist.
Step 5: Call your victim.
Step 6: Jump up and down with your arms flapping yelling "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
I was doing the dishes and the next thing I know I'm staring at this floppy cock bouncing in front of my face, HOLY GOSH I JUST WANTED TO LICK IT!
Sincerely,
The Gobbler
Sincerely,
The Gobbler
by mrvao March 10, 2008
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a guy says hey you want the gobbler to a fatty and that fatty squishes her chins together and he puts his penis in.
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Get the The Gobbler mug.The following reagents are required to execute The Gibber: A funnel, a gallon of skim milk, and a long straw or hose. In addition, The Gibber involves three people of any sex, however, one member must be a dwarf or midget.
First, the funnel must be inserted into the vagina or anus. Secondly, after proper insertion of the funnel, the wearer of the funnel must position themselves in a manner that is conducive to receiving fluids through the funnel. Then the entire gallon of skim milk is poured down the funnel and into the chosen cavity, regardless of it's capacity (in other words, spillage may occur). Then, the funnel is replaced with a straw or hose and the other member who is not a dwarf or midget begins to drink the milk. To complete The Gibber, while the milk is being sucked out the midget or dwarf punches the member drinking the milk square in the throat.
First, the funnel must be inserted into the vagina or anus. Secondly, after proper insertion of the funnel, the wearer of the funnel must position themselves in a manner that is conducive to receiving fluids through the funnel. Then the entire gallon of skim milk is poured down the funnel and into the chosen cavity, regardless of it's capacity (in other words, spillage may occur). Then, the funnel is replaced with a straw or hose and the other member who is not a dwarf or midget begins to drink the milk. To complete The Gibber, while the milk is being sucked out the midget or dwarf punches the member drinking the milk square in the throat.
Cali didn't want to do The Gibber because the milk tastes funny and there is always a mess to clean up afterward.
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