Excuses

Like assholes, we all have one, and they all stink.

Excuses
poppycock
my dog ate my homework

by $$C-P0sEr$$ December 22, 2009

Excuse

A lame reason for getting out of something. For example, "I didn't have anything to eat for breakfast so I ate my essay". Or "excuse" in the word "excuse me". For example, "excuse me for sneezing on your dress."

Excuse me, but that was a lame excuse.

by Autumn Applegate February 18, 2021

there's no excuse for that

Something, arrogant self-righteous people say, when they disapprove of anything that someone else might say or do.

When the waiter wiped his nose with his sleeve, the business executive said to his guests, "There's no excuse for that."

by Frank Le April 01, 2015

Excuse

Shortened form of excuse me for lazy people.

Excuse, I want to get by!

by NoComprendo June 04, 2018

Excuse

The words coming out of Dustin's mouth whilst attempting to avoid a smack-down.

Dustin kept making excuses about why he couldn't participate in the Wizard's Duel.

by Squidlips23 November 09, 2018

excused

1.) Alowed to leave. 2.)Released 3.)Forgivin

1./2. Teacher: You are excused class.

3.(friend takes a dank fart) Excuse you, bitch.

by cheeched4life September 30, 2006

excuse

A sentence or phrase often used to explain every occurrence of death in FPS games such as Counter-Strike and Quake

1.
stat killed Reaps with ma41
(Dead)Reaps: OMFG stupid mouse cord FS!
2.
RandomCSer killed Reaps with mp5navy
(Dead)Reaps: omg my ping FS, was 600 THEN!
(Dead)s0ck: it was 150 man
(Dead)spageh: yer, was 160 when I last checked
(Dead)Reaps: omfg no it was'nt !! FS!

by Anonymous May 27, 2003