Elephanting

The act of putting your hand behind your back in between your legs and jacking off; After you cum you shake your dick like an elephants trunk and screaming.

Me: Why didn't Ben come to school today?
Friend: He was Elephanting all night yesterday.

by Iamthebest22 March 7, 2009

Elephant

When a man tucks his own penis into his own butthole.

Hey Jeremy, what are you doing for Columbus Day? "Oh not much, gonna put on the new Coldplay album and give myself an elephant."

by Jimmy Feix July 11, 2014

elephant

When you pull your pockets and cock out.

(after pulling your pockets and cock out) Hey Joe check out this elephant.

by Chadwick Meriweather III January 26, 2005

the elephant

a kamasutra sex position that is very painful but very enjoyable at the same time. It's when you put both of your legs to the side closing them and the guy inserts his weener in you the penetration is deep how most woman and men like it =

ohhhhhhhh yes i love it when you fuck me like that thank god for the elephant position

by Ceee Son January 17, 2008

Elephant

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If trained right, can be used to smash things. Enemy things.

Elephant:

"Honey! The neighbors parked in front of our driveway agian."
*Husband smirks*

by ThePinkMenace July 14, 2009

elephant

A large grey animal from africa and asia.

I went to see the elephant at the zoo today

by Jojo August 9, 2004

elephant

A big grey animal which features in the phrase elephant in the room. Here it can mean anything you like that reminds you of an elephant in a confined space, such as:

1) A thing that's big, really big, and everybody is embarassed by the sight of it, so they pretend it isn't there: maybe it will go away.
2) Something so big you can think of nothing else but it.
3) A thing too big to fit, but after a while you get used to it, maybe even get to like it; it defines a scary new lifestyle.

All of these describe teenage obsessions, hence the title of Gus van Sant's teenage obsession movie Elephant.

"Elephant, what elephant?"
"I'd like two eggs and an elephant, please. Oops, sorry, I meant two eggs and a sausage"
"Please be gentle, this is my first time with an elephant"

by strawbez-jez August 3, 2007