dark siding

Being in the process of becoming a dark sider. An art only possible at a federal academy. Sleeping and or having a relationship with a female academy attendee is dark siding. The occurrence is due to someone no longer being able to go without getting any, often times it is safer to sleep with your own hand. Correction it is always safer to sleep with ones own hand.

Reference dark side definition #3 and #6

john doe has been dark siding for quite some time with jane deere

Why the hell would you be dark siding?

Masturbation is better then dark siding.

by kper May 20, 2007

Dark Side

The state of being so drunk that there is no way to go back. Being completely and absolutely obliterated, hammered ass drunk.

James hit the dark side around the 12th whiskey and coke, right before he threw his wallet at the dealer to buy back into the poker game.

by dahvdahv September 10, 2010

Dark Sided

Ungodly, Tarot Cards, Stars, Psychics, Zoologists, Demons, Worshipping Moons, Unchristian, This and That, You Didn't Pray for Me, Solstice Gatherings, Spiritual Warfare, Evil

Margeret, a god warrior, was so deeply disturbed by the Dark Sided presence that she rebuked the evil $50,000 check in the name of jesus.

by GodLessWarriorTM January 28, 2006

dark side

The evil, corruptive Side of the Force in Star Wars.
Generaly very tempting and it's easy to fall for it when a Jedi can't control his feelings.

Come to the Dark Side! We have Cookies!!

Yoda "Dark the other side is"
Obi Wan "STFU and eat your Toast, Toad!"

by 2o3 January 28, 2007

the dark side

The evil side of the Force in the Star Wars Saga.

Anakin Skywalker is such a fag for goin to the dark side.

by Darth_ToCA September 26, 2005

dark side

When a jedi becomes a badass and makes their lightsaber become red.

Anakin will go to the dark side since he wants to fuck Padme up the ass, and his mom died.

by vidkid30 February 11, 2005

dark side

the dark side is the opposite of the light side where all the evil forces come together make evil plans while having deeelicious cookies

person 1: hey whats up?
person 2: i went to the dark side to get some deelicious cookies and plan evil things on you

by lovealex710 July 11, 2008