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Crowning the Plaza

the action of taking middle age children, grabbing them by the head (or crown), putting them in burlap bags, crown first, and dragging them across the plaza, while simultaneously beating them with croissants.
hey, lets go crown the plaza!" "I've really got to go crown the plaza" "after a long day, i always look forward to crowning the plaza
by manwhoknowsallinvariation November 30, 2010
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Crowning the Jester

When one man shits on another man's head while the guy getting shit on is jerking off.
Joe's favorite form of sex is "Crowning the Jester".
by Big bauld broken back. July 30, 2009
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Chowing the numbers

To deceptively manipulate poll or vote numbers in order to show strengthened support for your position or opinion.
In 2008, the website of Trinity-Spadina MP Olivia Chow of the New Democratic Party of Canada was flooded with numerous votes that contradicted her political position. Her website administrator reset the numbers, deleting votes that were contrary to her political stance. A big controversy ensued, and her political staff admitted to tampering the numbers. "Chowing the numbers" is used in reference to her last name, Chow.
by David Eckmier December 21, 2008
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crowning the bowl

Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.
Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.

Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.
by cookie_hoop April 30, 2014
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crowding the beat

Rapping slightly off beat and at a quick temp on a slower tempo track, leading to too many words per beat.
“You hear that new Gelo?”
Yeah bro he was crowding the beat.”
by Adam's Father March 7, 2025
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the baby's crowning

the baby's crowing: the feeling that you're about to shit your pants because you can't reach a toilet in time.
Whoever's in the bathroom, get the hell out. The baby's crowning.
by TooSick4U January 12, 2013
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