crippler

to fuck a girl so hard that its hard for her to walk after

dude she's walking funny, did you give her a crippler?

by AbiNurse August 12, 2007

crippler

The biggest, and baddest bong ever created. Sitting at 5 feet tall it can stun just about anyone.

He just hit the crippler, he is done.

by Diesel April 2, 2005

the crippler

two in the pink, one in the stink.

after fingering her for a half hour, I ASSumed her leather donut was ready for for some frosting, so i prepared the pastry with the crippler.

by zimdaddy August 17, 2003

crippler

a severly dissatisfactory state of affairs.

What a crippler! I've got no money left!

by jiggawatt129 May 9, 2003

Crippler Crossface

In professional wrestling, the wrestler Chris Benoit uses a type of crossface called the Crippler Crossface.

"Chris Benoit has sharp moves, including his snap suplex, his sharpshooter, and most of all, his Crippler Crossface,"

by Sezril February 3, 2004

the stinky crippler

When you're banging a chick doggie style, crazily, and your pork steeple slips out and you accidently ram it home in the stinker, causing severe pain. The next day the girl is unable to walk.

Cody was giving it to Chelsey, things got crazy, and he ended up giving her the stinky crippler.

by VtownBoyz January 17, 2010

Crippler chick

Surfer slang for a pretty girl (maybe a very pretty girl)

Check out the crippler chick!

by Kerries July 26, 2010