the Crime Candidate

An increasingly popular nickname for the so far thrice-indicted ex-President Trump, due to how apparent it is that the one thing we can expect 45 to do reliably is to be engaged in criminal activity.

Sometimes referred to as “DJ Sticky Little Trumpfingers,” and sometimes “the Golden Crapper King,” the more simple and elegant nickname, “the Crime Candidate,” has been widely established to be the favorite moniker among his many Mafia buddies.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2023

The Cribs

3 piece cool as fuck band from Wakefield, Yorkshire, best mates with kaiser chiefs Love: Making great pop hooks. Hate: Fashionistas. Ryan Jarman, guitarist has notable achievement of creating Live Aid. One of the best live bands you will ever see.

Were you at the cockpit for the Cribs last night?
Hell yeah, best gig of my life.

by 2wenty2wo November 25, 2006

you said the rhyme you did the crime

The one and only appropriate response to the age old saying "you smelt it you dealt it" thus pinning the flatulence back on the gentleman whom is most likely responsible.

*gentleman 2 farts in the elevator*
gentleman 1: Oh my god that smells disgusting! Taco Bell again for lunch?
gentleman 2: Dude...you smelt it you dealt it
gentleman 1: On the contrary, you said the rhyme you did the crime
gentleman 2: You reversed the charge so your at large!
gentleman 1: umm no...that is a stupid one
gentleman 2: damn ok you got me

by rainman690 July 22, 2010

riding the crimson wave

When a woman is on her period.

Man, I hate riding the crimson wave. I get so bloated. . .

by Synthetikax May 19, 2007

SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE

(of a female) - to be menstruating; be riding the cotton pony. When a girl is "punctuating," or having her " . " Like my dad used to tell me, "Son, never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."

No trim tonite! The old lady is surfin' the crimson wave.

by weave August 25, 2003

Wearing the Crimson Mask

This is a "mask" that a person wears when they have been thoroughly beaten to the point where there whole face is covered in blood.

In Rocky 4, Apollo Creed was wearing the crimson mask before he died.

by Inspector Gadget September 7, 2004

Surf the crimson tide

Giving a girl cunnilingus during menstration.

It looked like Wong ate a red popsicle after he surfed the crimson tide.

by David Lee June 5, 2005