Occurs when a man specifically requests a handjob with a condom on, and proceeds to receive one to cumpletion.
Guy 1: So man, how far did you get with Rita last night?
Guy 2: Dude, I actually requested The Condomleezza Rice, and received. It surprisingly feels pretty good, and there's almost zero cleanup!
Guy 2: Dude, I actually requested The Condomleezza Rice, and received. It surprisingly feels pretty good, and there's almost zero cleanup!
by BroNamath69 June 2, 2011
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Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?
Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck June 22, 2010
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by vinnnifer May 19, 2010
Get the and then the condom broke mug.It's when you do it doggy style, but instead of using a condom you use a sandwhich baggie. Without taking the sandwhich out. Just to get the squishy feeling of lunch meat inside you. Then when you're done, you do 69. Then you shove a live porcupine up her vagina & listen to her shriek. while she's shrieking, you hit her with a bus. Then you bake cupcakes, & AFTER taking the porcupine OUT, shove cupcakes up her ass & vagina, & stick it in there. Then throw the body in a nearby lake. Then eat the sandwhich as you watch her sink.
"Hey man, do you know where my mother is? I haven't seen her today"
"Oh, sorry man, I gave her THE CONCORDIA last night. You wont be seeing her any time soon."
"Oh, sorry man, I gave her THE CONCORDIA last night. You wont be seeing her any time soon."
by Scott & Jenn July 2, 2006
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Yo, last night me and Brandon brought home these two girls and we performed the Condolingus special on them.
by steezeeasy16 August 21, 2011
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'A dominant person/character looking through their eyebrows, making eye contact with their lover as they bite the corner of the condom wrapping and rips it open with their teeth.' This is the condom biting thing. Again. Its hot.
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