Branson

Branson is the hottest guy, but a complete weirdo. He is not gay, but might act like it sometimes. He can’t do math to save his life and can’t speak. All the thots seem to like him

Ahhh Branson is so hot, but I think he is into boys

by BigShaq0429 June 11, 2018

Branson

hot guy that stands out in a big group and gets along with everyone,very good with the ladies and is good at getting his way and can be very sweet. Loves to make everyone laugh at his jokes

That Branson kid is hilarious!!

by ThatGirlEveryoneKnows November 28, 2018

Branson

To receive a gay sex act of oral or hand releif from a recently married man.

"look at him he's itching for a branson"

by gmagic May 15, 2006

Branson

A virgin derived from the owner of 'Virgin' - Richard Branson

Person A: "Mate i horsed da life clean outta her"
Person B: "No ya didn't ya Branson"

by Big Craig aka Legend February 25, 2008

Branson

Very sexy individual with huge peen, sexy eyes and gets all the pus.

I just wish I could be like Branson.

by Shalacadoodle September 30, 2019

branson

bran'sun / bran'sund

Getting a BJ or hand relief off a recently married man.

1) "I got a Branson off the next door neighbour last night while his wife was indoors taking a bath....."

2) "My boss in accounts nealt down and Bransoned me while i was standing at the photocopier yesterday"

by gmagic May 13, 2006

Branson

To be hit in the head with more than one of the plastic tubs used at the airport for luggage screening.

Quit bothering me or I’ll Branson you with these tubs.

by ganger2 February 19, 2017