BOWEN

A magical beast that can make Welsh girls disapear!

That poor girl was disapeared by a Bowen. Never seen since!

by MAASP November 24, 2008

Bowen

To "do a bowen" is to hit someone over the head with a keyboard when you are vexed.

Woah, that kid just did a bowen on that poor girl from the library. I hear she's gone to hospital!

by That Kid You Don't Know February 20, 2011

Bowen

A Christian player who has no respect for females and talks to a bunch of girls but doesn’t actually do anything physical with them.

He is such a Bowen, he tries to talk to as many girls as he can and then drops them.

by wearefrover February 23, 2022

Bowen

An idiot. A person who does really dumb things. Can’t get action in a flop house with a fist full of hundred dollar bills. Tries to look cool but really looks like a fool. Smokes lawn clippings and gets high.
One who has an I.Q. in single digits.
A person who wipes their ass before they shit and not after.

Dude wtf, you just sold your car for gas money! You just pulled a Bowen!

by Metal Riot April 23, 2020

Bowen

to 'do a bowen' is to drink (very little) and pass out.

"im gonna do a bowen! urr ur urr!"

by kain January 17, 2005

Bowen

The guy who makes jokes about racism

Bowen & Bowen

by Dumbviper March 18, 2019

bowened

To be completely drunk out of your mind, to the point of being sick, trying to get out of moving vehicles and someone having to call an ambulence for you.

wow, she is completely bowened!
im gonna get bowened tonight.

by Birdy1984 May 30, 2010