Pootie and the Blow Shits

A 90's alternative rock band led by frontman Darius Rucker characterized by songs that all sound exactly the same with no discernible words, vowel sounds and guttural noises.

"You catch that Pootie and the Blow Shits concert last night? I fucking love that A-E-I-O-U song!" "Fuck no, I was too busy drinking cough syrup at the Pottery Barn!"

by Hit you with a brick April 29, 2019

The Blow

a band of two singers: Khaela Maricich and Jona Bechtolt from Oregon, US. They're a beginning band, but so far successful. Their single, "True Affection" appeared in iTunes' "FREE ON iTunes" section. their most popular songs are "True Affection", "Parenthesis", "Hey Boy", and "Come on Petunia". They started in 2004 with the release of their first CD, "Poor Aim, Love Songs". On their myspace page they consider their style of music "Tropical/R&B/Jam Band" but to most they are considered "indie". Khaela is indeed, bi, but she can sing so who cares.

The Blow's single came out on iTunes last week.

by 333666999 April 20, 2007

cushioning the blow

giving your boyfriend (or girlfriend) a blowjob right before you break-up with them to ease the pain of the breakup

damn...i accidentally walked in on linzy cushioning the blow. jasen quickly told me to pls go

by THE chocolate thunder February 5, 2013

THE BLOW FISH

THE BLOW FISH. IT STARTS WITH TWO WILLING ADULTS. ONE BENT OVER AND THE OTHER PLACING THEIR MOUTH TIGHTLY ON THE OTHERS BUTTHOLE. THE OTHER WOULD THEN FART VIGOROUSLY INFLATING THE PARTICIPANTS FACE CHEEKS TO CREATE THE DESIRED LOOK OF A GIANT BLOW FISH.

JENNYS MAN GAVE HER SUCH A DELIGHT. HE GIFTED HER THE BLOW FISH, HER MOST BELOVED OCEAN FISH IN THE WORLD. THANKS DARLING.

by Briney January 19, 2023

thromboses of the blow hole

1.) A blockage of a whales blow hole.

2.) A blockage in the tip of the penis caused by excessive prolonged blue balls and resulting sperm backup.

1.) That poor whale is beached due to thromboses of the blow hole.

2.) Petes balls almost exploded due to a bad case of thromboses of the blow hole.

by tellitizaman September 16, 2010

Soften the blow

When starting a blow job you stick out your tounge and support the dick as it slides in your mouth, thus softening the transition from dry dick to deep throat.

I had her soften the blow before I throat fucked her.

by What's up bitch my name's jake November 22, 2020

the blow hole

the blow hole is your mouth. You insert the biggest fattest penis into it and suck the life out.

get your pink cigar Down the blow hole baby

by mrs nesbitt September 16, 2014