the bitch

Slang for crystal methamphetamine.

Tina's awful, yet I can't help but love the Bitch.

by zeeke April 17, 2006

the bitch

My stuffed dolphin Bitchlicker, whom I fuck every tuesday with my friend. (we keep our clothes on though.)

Ah, we like drilling "the bitch"

by Bitchlicker March 16, 2004

the bitch

the bitch is not the same as a bitch the bitch is the that's messing with your man

woman: she is not a bitch yes is the bitch

Woman 2: i wish i was the bitch

by JayKnows November 21, 2015

the bitch in question

originating on twitter, it is a phrase used to point out that a woman is obviously gay

straight person: omg i bet she’s gay i have such a good gaydar

the bitch in question: *kristen stewart* *cara delevingne* ect

by jmlt15 April 7, 2020

The Bitch Seat

When making reference to the Middle seat in the rear of a car, the bit with the hump that you have to perch on.

Rules for calling shotgun #8 Once shotgun has been called for the front seat then back left and back right can be called. This effectively leaves the slowest person to travel in the bitch seat.

by CPT_Pugwash May 12, 2014

The Bitch Ear

In your ear stretching/gauging process, it is that ONE EAR. it's the one that is more difficult to stretch, takes longer to heal, and just doesn't look as good as the other ear, and you experience much more discomfort with it. it's a total bitch because it just won't cooperate with you. therefore, it is known as The Bitch Ear.

guy#1 "dude ! my left ear hurt more than the right ear when i stretched it last night."

guy#2 "haha.....i see you've got THE BITCH EAR."

by Def Initionn August 18, 2009

The Bitch Button

The "ignore" button on your cell phone when someone keeps calling that you don't want to talk to.

Damn MAYNE dees ho's keep hollerin at me while I'm trynna get my frrreak on!!!
I'm bout to give dem the bitch button yo!

by Billy CCCCCC January 30, 2008