The Akron Hammer

The "new and improved" nickname for LeBron James that is apparently "TAKING THE U.S.A. BY STORM." The "Akron" part of the name is because of the simple fact that LeBron James hails from the mean streets of Akron, Ohio. The "hammer" part of the nickname serves no purpose. It could just serve the purpose of giving Michelle Beadle an excuse to fantasize about getting hammered in the ass by LeBron James.
Nobody knows where this definition first came into existence but Michelle Beadle will continue to use this word in an unchallenged manner on SportsNation. Never fear though Michelle will eventually stop using this word once she realizes that she has no chance of getting LeBron on her and she will soon begin to hate him..just like Tom Brady whom she now despises for "no apparent reason."

The only time you would ever use this word is if you wanted to sound like a complete and utter moron.
guy 1: "Oh my god did you just see that monster dunk?!?! The Akron Hammer strikes again!!!."

guy 2: "I'm almost positive that's fuggin LEBRON JAMES you retard...but yeah Kobe got wrecked."
by Michelle Beadle is a bitch December 25, 2009
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Akron Hammer

A hammer purchased at a local Home Depot in Ohio.
I was building a birdhouse so I needed to buy an Akron Hammer.
by San Diego Wes November 11, 2009
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Akron Hammer

One of the worst nicknames of all time, unfairly given to Lebron James by Sports Nation's Michelle Beadle
Guy 1: "Hey bro, you see the Akron Hammer's dunk last night?"

Guy 2: "Who?"
by Supercoolryan December 29, 2009
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The Akron Hammer

The greatest basketball player ever to play in the category of those that will finish their careers HAVING NEVER WON ONE RING.
Mark: Dude, LeBron is lighting it up tonight.

Jon: I know it dude, it's just too bad THE AKRON HAMMER always chokes in the playoffs, and blames it on everyone but won't take the blame himself. He will not even shake hands after he loses because he is an awful sore loser, Mark.
by The Judge123 November 11, 2009
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The Akron Hammer (verb)

Verb can also be a noun
A sexual move:
in which you cum in a girls then you punch her in the stomach. you punch her in the stomach to prevent her from getting pregnant.

can also be done after oral sex.
Last night my girlfriend asked me to do The Akron Hammer (verb), so now i have to dump her, cause she is crazy
by King HAMMER December 25, 2009
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