texas tea

Another name for promethazine w/ codeine; aka barre, lean, sizzurp, oil, purple stuff, Memphis mud, drank, purple jelly, etc. Real popular in H-Town; mix it up with some Sprite, crushed ice, and jolly ranchers, and get ta sippin'...

Let's po' up a deuce of some Texas tea and start leanin'...

by headbussa_666 June 26, 2005

Texas Tea

The spit in a bottle from a smokeless tobacco user like Copenhagen.

Hey Ashley, you want some of my Texas Tea? It's minty!

by Gingerbro April 23, 2015

Texas Tea

A term referring to oil. This term could especially refer to oil directly from the state of Texas.

"This name comes from the themesong to the Beverly Hillbillies."
-me

by Dave September 30, 2004

texas tea

Another definition of Texas Tea is the spit produced from a smokeless tobacco user.

A spittoon contains texas tea

by J. Merriam October 18, 2007

Texas Tea

Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket but after shitting in her pussy, you piss in her pussy then fuck her. Causes a liquid that looks somewhat like tea.

Dude, I gave that bitch a Alabama Hot Pocket, but then she wanted some Texas Tea.

I wanted to give her a Cleveland Steamer but she was thirsty for some Texas Tea.

by wikifreak September 07, 2014

Texas Tea Sweetener

A nickname for sugar. Coined by one Homer Simpson. Based off of the common nickname for oil, Texas Tea.

see also White Gold

Homer (after finding a lot of sugar): "We hit the jackpot here...white gold...Texas Tea Sweetener!"

by JMan Rickle May 11, 2009

Texas Tea Bag

The process of putting your sweaty nutsac on the forehead of passed out buddy, or your girlfriend.

I just got back from the gym, so I gave Billy a Texas Teabag while he was passed out on the couch.

by Hans and Mike July 25, 2003