In Puerto Rico, teto is an imaginary body part which would look like a boob with a penis for nipples.
Ivan has a teto.
by 4skin2tite February 2, 2019
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The closest feeling to this word in english would be "loser", but is not exactly the same meaning, Teto, or Teta for girls, talks more about being a loser for your lack of style only. A Teto is a person that gets exited, too cheery or laughs over stupid thing.
The origin of the word comes from "teta" wich is the female breast. So my guess is that at its beginings the word was like calling someone a sucker.
The closest feeling to this word in english would be "loser", but is not exactly the same meaning, Teto, or Teta for girls, talks more about being a loser for your lack of style only. A Teto is a person that gets exited, too cheery or laughs over stupid thing.
The origin of the word comes from "teta" wich is the female breast. So my guess is that at its beginings the word was like calling someone a sucker.
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-Wey que pinche teto eres
-Let's go to the beach
-Uh, let's go to the beach, each. Let's go get away. They say, what they gonna say?...
-Ya callate teto
-Wey que pinche teto eres
-Let's go to the beach
-Uh, let's go to the beach, each. Let's go get away. They say, what they gonna say?...
-Ya callate teto
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"Humans are creatures of habit."
"Tell that to AA members"
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"Whatever this argument is redundant, TETO"
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Get the Teto-stan mug.Teto the Clown is an iconic figure of true mystery. It resides in the city of Dallas in the state Georgia and while some people don't believe in the mysterious clown others are terrified of it. In 1911 there was a incident where 17 people randomly went missing and there whereabouts never found out, since then there have been reports of a clown or dark entity roaming dallas. In 1983 there was a stone recovered dating back to the mid 1800's that stated " In this town no peace shall there be, I own it all it will never find me". There have been 23 missing children since 1983 in Dallas and 56 reports of a clown in a drain or roaming through the woods.
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