testosterbro

Your buddy who comes along with you to the "all female" event you got stuck attending

I can't believe I got roped into going to a baby shower. Thank God my testosterbro came and brought beer!

by Toooldtobecool February 7, 2017

Testosterone Boner

Usually occurs from a man or boy between the months of May all the way to September. A testosterone boner is when a man notices a very attractive girl wearing minimal clothing and all the "alerts" of a boner go off minus the inconvenient and obvious side effect.

"Dude, G Thom, did you see that fine girl in the short shorts?"
"Hell yeah I did, damn girl gave me a testosterone boner."
"but you're not showing?"
"exactly, doesn't mean I'm not poppin' on the inside."

by G. J. Thom May 6, 2010

testosterone boys

Young men raging with hormones

"Those testosterone boys and harlequine girls. Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?"
-"Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes off" by Panic At The Disco

by Peace, Love and Happiness ^.^ October 11, 2008

Testostrophobia

Extreme or irrational fear of men/males.

Betsy couldn't go into the weight room at the gym because of her extreme testostrophobia.

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels December 26, 2011

testosteronish

Very manly.

He is very testosteronish.

by Gunn_wordy November 19, 2011

testostiotromes

testosterone but said by someone who only heard it once

what's that hormone called testostiotromes?

by tixs July 12, 2021

TestosterPWN

TestosterPWN: Man's default-and only-emotion. Men are always full of TestosterPWN; sometimes for good reason; and sometimes for no reason at all. Not to be confused with PheraPWN, which is what women become once a month any time you want to play games, or when you want to have sex, which happens to be 100% of the time.

Jason is surging with TestosterPWN!

by Katoh-matay January 4, 2010