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Tender dick 

Overly mad/sad ‘bout a bitch.
This tender dick ass nigga just put a hole in the wall cause of sum his ho said.
Tender dick by bihyousick November 22, 2023

tender dick ass nigga 

He mad hatin on the next man. Ole tender dick ass nigga!

Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.
Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.
Tender Dick Therapy by Dothivalla November 18, 2015

Dick Tender

The same type of insult as cunt nugget only using the opposite word.
My boyfriend dumped me on my birthday!What a fucking dick tender!
Dick Tender by CrazzzyCayley! January 1, 2010

tender dicking 

when a man/boy catches feelings after having sexual relations with a woman

Tinder Dick Bomb

The act of convincing men on any dating app to send a picture of their penis to someone else's phone as a practical joke. This is best done when MANY dick pics are sent to the same unsuspecting recipient in a short period of time.
Brad: Why did I just get dick pics from twenty different phone numbers in the past hour? ITS A CONSPIRACY.
Me: Nah dude! I think someone just Tinder Dick Bombed you. It was probably your Ex getting revenge.