Teetering

the act of bending someone over of the same sex in the bathroom and attempting to have sex with them.

Bob: Dude last night's party was crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off

Bob: Whoa thats crazy

by Crazy Monkey May 19, 2013

teetering

The delicate and calculated balance of altered perception due to the combination of marijuana and alcohol usage. It is almost an art form.

Chad is the ultimate source for any information on teetering. He invented it and practices it daily. Smoke a bowl, chug a beer, you're in control.

by Mike the Wizard January 26, 2008

teetering on the edge of insanity

Being so wasted/tired/high that one can hardly move and feels like one might soon go insane. Usually a rather pleasurable situation.

Last weekend mate, after we hit up 3 at Jake's house i was so baked... teetering on the edge of insanity. It was stellar man!

by jamieli February 17, 2010

[Tpeeing]

to TP (toilet paper)somthing.

We are going Tpeeing wanna come?

Richard has never been Tpeeing!

by gracie lou who January 30, 2009

Teetering

A sexual act where a man first sticks his balls into the asshole of a partner. Then the man kisses the person on the back of the head, followed by the insertion of the man's penis.

Ryan is teetering Colton, balls in blood out.

by fett37 August 3, 2010

Teeping on

Having sexual desire for someone

"I'm really teeping on for you"

by SpiWas March 21, 2017

teeeeeaing

The act of screwing up your face pointing your mouth as far as you can over your shoulder and shouting teeeeea . The art is well practiced by few and hard to master, once mastered though it will provide much laughter to those who understand.

Used in conjunction with chis plais plis and earb

"i went teeeeeaing the other day, we got heaps of people. It was great."

by Deco11 August 1, 2012