Tebowner

The boner that everyone gets because of Tim Tebow.

I can't wait to see Tim Tebow run through all the SEC's defenses again next year.

Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner.

by GoSkins8921 April 30, 2008

tebowner

when an individual, company, or group of individuals get so excited when talking about tim tebow that they appear to have a tebowner

ESPN has a gigantic, chodic, sexually-frustrated tebowner cock that must be stroked at 55 minutes past the hour, every day, six days a week(rest on the seventh day)

this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow.

by a stupid bitch12345 August 22, 2009

Treboner

The act of having a boner, but your name is Tre.

I have the weirdest Treboner right now...

by Forestspirit February 11, 2012

Tubonercumlosis

A fictional disease that can only infect those with male genitalia where the one infected's dick turns blue and begins to rot, and he cannot cum. He also begins to cough and his dick begins to sweat. It is usually fatal.

Eden: "Can we go fishing?"
Arthur: "I can't, I went to the doctor and got diagnosed with Tubonercumlosis"

by MugManNumber932 March 10, 2021

Tebowner

1. When someone becomes excited over something Tim Tebow does.

2. A boner, erection, stiffy, hard on, etc. caused by Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow wins a game and everyone updates there Facebook status about how glorious he is. They have a Tebowner.

When a friend/acquaintance talks excitedly about Tim Tebow. They have a Tebowner.

by DyCKM January 9, 2012

Teboned

When you bang a chick for an hour, of which 58 minutes is a complete disappointment to her, though mysteriously managing to completely satisfy her in the final 2 minutes.

Antonym - Lebronned.

Sex is only enjoyable for dos minutos when you're being teboned.

by I IZ DA BOSS MAN December 3, 2011

Tenboner Explosivo

Something that is so cool, words hardly contain it. Surpasses even ballsdeep,

Mignola's Art of Hellboy is Tenboner Explosivo.

by Fetorpse August 17, 2003