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TATTOOS

Tattoos are amazing art for the human body. You must be 18 to legally recieve one unless your parents are complete morons and decide to sign for you when you're too young...in which case you'll probably get a dumb-ass tattoo like a hand gun with "187" above it because you think you're a gangster!

Tattoos, for adults who have an actual brain inside their skull, are a way of telling their life story or a way of remembering things or people you love. Getting a tattoo is not something little kids should do because if you're not mature you will get something really stupid that you will regret later in life because you'll then realize that it REALLY IS PERMANENT!!! My tattoos are gorgeous because I was smart...HOPEFULLY someone who's thinking about getting something like a "Gang Tattoo" or a "Butter Knife" on their forearm will read this and remind themselves that maybe what you're thinking of getting just might not be that cool!!
Good example..."WOW, I would love to get tattoos on my back so that I can know it's there but I can also cover it up so that I still have a chance to get a good job!"


Bad example...(15 yr old girl) "I want a tattoo, like, soooo bad!! But my mommy and daddy won't, like, let me get one...so I'm going to, like, get this guy from school I know to, like, put my name, like, REAL big across my stomach but, like, real low so my pants will cover it up so, like, my parents can't find out!!"

(After 15 yr old girl gets tattoo, her smart 18 yr old sister see's it)
(Sister) "WOW"
(15 yr old) "You're, like, soooo jealous, huh??!!"
(Sister) "Of what?? The tattoo that you got some some kid at school who stole his brother's USED tattoo gun? OR the fact that I don't have one on my stomach so when I have children it won't be able to stretch on me, look disgusting and hang down and then never being able to show my stomach again??"
(15 yr old) "Like...BUMMER!!"
by Hedi425 February 5, 2009
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sleep tattoos

N. The markings on the body from sleeping for an extended period of time, caused by blankets, clothing, or any other thing one would sleep on. Commonly found on the chest, face, and arms.
person 1: I just had the best nap of my life

Person 2: whats that all over your chest?

Person 1: oh those are just some sleep tattoos from my blanket.
by m_kobi November 10, 2013
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Tattoomany

He was a great looking guy, except his body was covered in tattoomany, which was a complete turnoff.
by Gingeyface October 24, 2011
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Tattoogar

Did you see that tattoogar I bagged from the bar last night ? Her ink was hot !
by ibpms247 February 9, 2012
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laptop tattoos

the marks made on your legs from having a laptop resting on them for wayyyyy too long.
I was on facebook all night long, and now I have some serious laptop tattoos goin' on.
by AliceInUnderland August 29, 2011
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Weed , Booze , and Tattoos

A Movement created by New Jersey based rapper , Sativa. The movement promotes a fun lifestyle. Consisting of things like not giving a fuck , smoke weed , drinking alcohol , and having/supporting tattoos.
Sativa: WBT (Weed , Booze , and Tattoos) .... A Crew , A Movement , A Lifestyle
by SativaLovesPapers June 7, 2011
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tattooable

You're so head-over-heels for someone that you'd get their name tattooed on your arm - even if you're not drunk.
So, you're serious about this chick?

Dude, I'm like, this girl is tattooable.
by sandman-nyc May 7, 2011
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