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African Wine Tasting

The process of caging an african woman in a barrel with a snorkel. Upon filling it with active vibrators, call upon a squadron of air force cadets to ejaculate (air force cadets chosen for their ability to projectile ejaculate in rapid succession) until the barrel is full. After sufficient time has elapsed to ensure thorough blending of the ingredients, the mixture of semen and jungle juice is extracted and bottled for distribution to hipsters.
Smokey: Dude, have you tried that new vintage at the African Wine Tasting Austin held?
Sean: Yea bro, it tingled my hipster nether regions!
by The Austitute July 28, 2011
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whiskey tasting

1. a bad idea.
2. a really bad idea.
3. an event at which everyone brings a different whiskey to sample.
4. the leading cause of excessive vomiting, loss of memory, wandering party members, terrible mornings, bad denny's breakfast, and the occasional waking up in a camp fire.
morning after a whiskey tasting:
hungover#1: man, i dont remember a thing about last night, what happened?
hungover#2: was one hell of a whiskey tasting, thats for sure.
hungover#3: why did i wake up with my sleeping bag on fire?
by chemisus October 18, 2010
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Skank-tasting

The sexual act of a person going down on a skank after a night of drinking.
Skank-tasting can be hazardous to your health.

I have a bad taste in my mouth after a night of skank-tasting.
by A-Cup Skank September 4, 2019
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tasting purple

Tripping on a psychedelic drug i.e. LSD, mushrooms so hard that you can taste colors i.e. purple
I tripped so hard at Bonnaroo I was tasting purple.
by tripper12345 March 30, 2010
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Tasting Menu

A sexual experience where you receive all three courses on offer (Oral, Vaginal and Anal) in a single session. Derived from the a restaurant tasting menu where one receives a sample of everything on the restaurant's menu in one meal.
Dave: How did it go with that Belgian girl you took home last night? Did you hit it?
Anthony: Yeah, I hit it, actually she even gave me a full tasting menu!
by lipbalmkwany December 21, 2009
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cake tasting

Eating the cake.
Or
Going down on a woman.
I think Rob owes me a cake tasting tonight.
by Tish_9696 October 30, 2015
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Hydro Tasting

The action of sampling water in a uncontrollable manner with more than one person.
Today we’re going to be doing some hydro tasting.
by Benny’s Comedy Central February 19, 2020
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